Noted: Ep. 82 – SAVORY ft. Alfred Pudding ?

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Flavor Notes

Flavor Name Notes % Time 
OOO Fried Chicken Burnt rubber dumpster fire, some chicken, but like raw chicken fat, filled with horrible nastiness  3 
OOO Bacon 20% bacon flavor and 80% wintergreen chewing tobacco. Greasy liquid smoke  5 
TPA Chicken and Waffles Maple on the backend, and then burning rubber.   6 
RF Fried Chicken Straight up vegetable oil, and then some slight chicken notes. Way to much vegetable oil to be useable  8 
FA Ham Cooked Pig slime, thick yet oily texture. Slight sulfuric note in the background  9 
FA Egg Yolk (Cooked) Sharper than an egg yolk should be, def not a chicken egg. Slight sulfuric note 2 10 
OOO Chili Tastes like pumpkin spice mix, or all spice, heavy smoke and a note of bell pepper with a waxy smoked note fused into one  13 
OOO Teriyaki Very meaty and smoky. Not convinced its safe to vape as it won’t stay in solution   15 
OOO Cheese Some similarity to cheese, the funkiness isn’t authentic to cheese however so it doesn’t sell as a cheese 2 18 
OOO Parmesan Missing that parmesan funk that makes it work. Too sweet to be good  20 
OOO Cheddar Sharp cheddar with vulture vomit  21 
FLV Brie Cheese Keep it low, adds a good savory richness to things, can be a little musky.  <1 22 
WF Marscipone Cheese Not acidic enough to be a cream cheese. But needs a good steep to get the funkiness to neutralize itself. Better as a brie cheese  <1 23 
OOO Ketchup Candy tomato. Sticky sugared tomato juice.  25 
RF Siracha Tiny similarity to a chili but more like a candy tomato or a tomato flavored jelly bean. No spice kick to it.  26 
OOO Mustard Smells like yellow mustard, BUT raw vg and super weak all the way up to 6% with a super slight amount of mustard seed buried in it.  26 
FA Mustard Tastes like mustard, vapes like hot mustard and dejon mustard had a baby. Slightly harsh   27 
OOO Barbeque Tastes like pumpkin spice, really acidic and candied with an artificial tomato flavor behind the clove that sits on top of it  28 
OOO Wasabi Acrid rubbery vinegar mixed with teriyaki and a gross sweetness added into the mix  30 
INW Sesame Tastes like sesame oil, with a super oily feel to it. Very potent and catches in your throat  34 
INW Sesame Sweet Light on the sesame oil, and kind of doughy. Tastes like caramel popcorn and peanuts like cracker jacks. Bready and dark and roasty. Slightly dry  36 
OOO Sesame Candy Dark, very roasty, slight background of molasses. Very sesame in flavor  37 
WF Sesame Dough Pleasant, very palatable. Really nice bread base, dark and yeasty  40 
OOO Pretzel Pretty runty banana flavor. Slight hint of pretzel in the background  42 
FLV Kinako Soy Pretty accurate, works well with peanut butters. Toasty and nutty. Dark underlying malty sweetness .5 42 
VT Soy Milk A bit aggressive on the nutty note, but is a very authentic soy milk at 2%. Leans towards an unsweetened soy milk 2 45 
FA Croissant Nightmare, vile, tastes like a pastry sprayed with lemon pledge 1 46 
VT Croissant Down low it has more versaitility for being not so crispy   
WF Croissant Crispy flakey texture, beautiful butteriness. Not as soft as it could be, but is a little to sweet for a croissant flavor  50 
FA Bread Crust Tastes like puppies  51 
RF Baked Bread Must be used low or it tastes like urine-soaked bread. Otherwise it tastes like bread. Like a French bread  53 
HC Egg Roll Crispy perfectly fried, powdered sugar taste. Like a cannoli shell (let it steep)  56 
FA Fried Potato Undercooked skin on fries with no salt. Dirty skin note. A lot of vegetable oil flavor. Realistic fried oil flavor but the no salt makes it gross  58 
FE Sweet Rice Great, authentic, textured, after a few days it turns to mush in as far as the texture quality.   59 
VT Rice Base No base, very dark and roasty. Top heavy, wild rice. Gets really floral as its pushed higher 1 60 
FA Red Bean Super potent. Needs to be diluted and used at like .1 range. Earthy bean skin. Starchy and slightly creamy. A little thin and sweet, pretty accurate except for a bell pepper after taste for it. <.25 63 
OOO Cornbread Sweet, not very corny, but more like cornmeal.   66 
HC Corn Really tastes like corn, with a butyric pukey undertones to it. Very concentrated and over powering. Dirty <.25 68 
NF Sweet Corn (organic) Mostly dirty and chemical. With a powder chemical note, and a slight corn flavor  69 
FA Corn Tastes just like canned sweet corn, with butter added.  1-2 69 
FE Avocado Caramel flavor, weird green caramel  72 
OOO Avocado Soapy green walnuts, oddly fruity  73 
FLV Avocado Banana flavor, (light) no avocado flavor however, really nice as a cream with a rich thick body  74 
HC Avocado Banana forward, but almost too green to be a banana flavor  75 
VT Avocado Cream Banana cream flavor  76 
OOO Pickle Some dill qualities, however it has a rubber acrid note and a weird spearmint off note   77 
OOO Basil Cannot recommend it. Artificial grass flavor  80 
OOO Garlic Tastes like fermented match heads. Like a funky sulfur.   80 
OOO Onion Matchhead taste  81 
FLV Carrot Spot on, raw carrot. A little dirty. Like a sweet baby carrot  84 
VT Pirano Carrot Slightly floral on top, carrot underneath 2 86 
FA Bell Pepper Very authentic and very strong. 1 drop in a 30ml for full flavor bell pepper. Fresh green raw bell pepper.  87 
FLV Oak Barrel Cleanest most accurate oak flavor. Crisp roasty flavor  89 
VT Barrel Oak Kind of an alcohol wood flavor, smoky but not charred wood. Sweet and subtle, slightly astringent 2-4 91 
FA Oakwood The sweetest and most friendly oak flavor out there. Some smokiness, but very sweet oak flavor  92 
TPA Red Oak Tastes like oak and coconut oil  93 
FLV Wood Spice Like sandalwood, prominent <.25 94 
FA White Truffle¬†So pungent and nasty, smells like fermented parmesan cheese. Screams garlic, stomach churning. Has a creamy texture ‚Äď probably don‚Äôt vape.¬†.15¬†96¬†

 

 


 

 

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