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Flavor Notes

Flavor Name	Notes	%	Time
OOO Fried Chicken	Burnt rubber dumpster fire, some chicken, but like raw chicken fat, filled with horrible nastiness		3
OOO Bacon	20% bacon flavor and 80% wintergreen chewing tobacco. Greasy liquid smoke		5
TPA Chicken and Waffles	Maple on the backend, and then burning rubber.		6
RF Fried Chicken	Straight up vegetable oil, and then some slight chicken notes. Way to much vegetable oil to be useable		8
FA Ham Cooked	Pig slime, thick yet oily texture. Slight sulfuric note in the background		9
FA Egg Yolk (Cooked)	Sharper than an egg yolk should be, def not a chicken egg. Slight sulfuric note	2	10
OOO Chili	Tastes like pumpkin spice mix, or all spice, heavy smoke and a note of bell pepper with a waxy smoked note fused into one		13
OOO Teriyaki	Very meaty and smoky. Not convinced its safe to vape as it won’t stay in solution		15
OOO Cheese	Some similarity to cheese, the funkiness isn’t authentic to cheese however so it doesn’t sell as a cheese	2	18
OOO Parmesan	Missing that parmesan funk that makes it work. Too sweet to be good		20
OOO Cheddar	Sharp cheddar with vulture vomit		21
FLV Brie Cheese	Keep it low, adds a good savory richness to things, can be a little musky.	<1	22
WF Marscipone Cheese	Not acidic enough to be a cream cheese. But needs a good steep to get the funkiness to neutralize itself. Better as a brie cheese	<1	23
OOO Ketchup	Candy tomato. Sticky sugared tomato juice.		25
RF Siracha	Tiny similarity to a chili but more like a candy tomato or a tomato flavored jelly bean. No spice kick to it.		26
OOO Mustard	Smells like yellow mustard, BUT raw vg and super weak all the way up to 6% with a super slight amount of mustard seed buried in it.		26
FA Mustard	Tastes like mustard, vapes like hot mustard and dejon mustard had a baby. Slightly harsh		27
OOO Barbeque	Tastes like pumpkin spice, really acidic and candied with an artificial tomato flavor behind the clove that sits on top of it		28
OOO Wasabi	Acrid rubbery vinegar mixed with teriyaki and a gross sweetness added into the mix		30
INW Sesame	Tastes like sesame oil, with a super oily feel to it. Very potent and catches in your throat		34
INW Sesame Sweet	Light on the sesame oil, and kind of doughy. Tastes like caramel popcorn and peanuts like cracker jacks. Bready and dark and roasty. Slightly dry		36
OOO Sesame Candy	Dark, very roasty, slight background of molasses. Very sesame in flavor		37
WF Sesame Dough	Pleasant, very palatable. Really nice bread base, dark and yeasty		40
OOO Pretzel	Pretty runty banana flavor. Slight hint of pretzel in the background		42
FLV Kinako Soy	Pretty accurate, works well with peanut butters. Toasty and nutty. Dark underlying malty sweetness	.5	42
VT Soy Milk	A bit aggressive on the nutty note, but is a very authentic soy milk at 2%. Leans towards an unsweetened soy milk	2	45
FA Croissant	Nightmare, vile, tastes like a pastry sprayed with lemon pledge	1	46
VT Croissant	Down low it has more versaitility for being not so crispy
WF Croissant	Crispy flakey texture, beautiful butteriness. Not as soft as it could be, but is a little to sweet for a croissant flavor		50
FA Bread Crust	Tastes like puppies		51
RF Baked Bread	Must be used low or it tastes like urine-soaked bread. Otherwise it tastes like bread. Like a French bread		53
HC Egg Roll	Crispy perfectly fried, powdered sugar taste. Like a cannoli shell (let it steep)		56
FA Fried Potato	Undercooked skin on fries with no salt. Dirty skin note. A lot of vegetable oil flavor. Realistic fried oil flavor but the no salt makes it gross		58
FE Sweet Rice	Great, authentic, textured, after a few days it turns to mush in as far as the texture quality.		59
VT Rice Base	No base, very dark and roasty. Top heavy, wild rice. Gets really floral as its pushed higher	1	60
FA Red Bean	Super potent. Needs to be diluted and used at like .1 range. Earthy bean skin. Starchy and slightly creamy. A little thin and sweet, pretty accurate except for a bell pepper after taste for it.	<.25	63
OOO Cornbread	Sweet, not very corny, but more like cornmeal.		66
HC Corn	Really tastes like corn, with a butyric pukey undertones to it. Very concentrated and over powering. Dirty	<.25	68
NF Sweet Corn (organic)	Mostly dirty and chemical. With a powder chemical note, and a slight corn flavor		69
FA Corn	Tastes just like canned sweet corn, with butter added.	1-2	69
FE Avocado	Caramel flavor, weird green caramel		72
OOO Avocado	Soapy green walnuts, oddly fruity		73
FLV Avocado	Banana flavor, (light) no avocado flavor however, really nice as a cream with a rich thick body		74
HC Avocado	Banana forward, but almost too green to be a banana flavor		75
VT Avocado Cream	Banana cream flavor		76
OOO Pickle	Some dill qualities, however it has a rubber acrid note and a weird spearmint off note		77
OOO Basil	Cannot recommend it. Artificial grass flavor		80
OOO Garlic	Tastes like fermented match heads. Like a funky sulfur.		80
OOO Onion	Matchhead taste		81
FLV Carrot	Spot on, raw carrot. A little dirty. Like a sweet baby carrot		84
VT Pirano Carrot	Slightly floral on top, carrot underneath	2	86
FA Bell Pepper	Very authentic and very strong. 1 drop in a 30ml for full flavor bell pepper. Fresh green raw bell pepper.		87
FLV Oak Barrel	Cleanest most accurate oak flavor. Crisp roasty flavor		89
VT Barrel Oak	Kind of an alcohol wood flavor, smoky but not charred wood. Sweet and subtle, slightly astringent	2-4	91
FA Oakwood	The sweetest and most friendly oak flavor out there. Some smokiness, but very sweet oak flavor		92
TPA Red Oak	Tastes like oak and coconut oil		93
FLV Wood Spice	Like sandalwood, prominent	<.25	94
FA White Truffle	So pungent and nasty, smells like fermented parmesan cheese. Screams garlic, stomach churning. Has a creamy texture – probably don’t vape.	.15	96

 

 

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