Noted: Ep. 41 – Coffee

Cup uh Joe

In this episode of Noted, the crew look at COFFEE!

Flavor Name  Notes  %  Time 
FA Dark Bean  Super strong, very bad off notes, offensive and overtakes everything, burnt popcorn sprayed by a skunk mixed with dirt and coffee   <1  7 
FA Tiramisu  Emily liked it, not a bad coffee, almost like WF Crispy Coffee, a little earthier taste 

Dave hated it, got a skunk spray, burnt popcorn 

1  10 
JF Expresso  “Smells like a truck stop bathroom ”out of the bottle… dark roast coffee with sugar, left out overnight, used as an ashtray and as a spit cup for some cherry skoal and then drank. Slightly medicinal. Might work in a tobacco but it is very sweet 

 

.5  12 
VT Caramel Mocha  Sticky, rich, sweet, caramel part, the mocha tastes like dark bean with a funky skunk flavor, no chocolate   1  15 
WF Crispy Coffee  Has all the components, mostly done well, even the chocolate, the coffee though has a hint of burnt popcorn, gently assaulted by a skunk scent @ 3%  

Better if mixed at lower %’s closer to 1 

 1-3  16 
FA Italian Relaxed Cappuccino  @1% can be used as a coffee cake vs a coffee, mostly cream with a slight cinnamon note. Might pair well with Cinnamon Danish Swirl  1  19 
INW Coffee (wera garden)  Burnt so badly, just badly burned popcorn, a thickness to the burnt popcorn note  <1  22 
FLV Mocha  Same burnt coffee note that cap peanut butter, on top of a dark chocolate base,   .5-1.5  24 
INW Mocha  Not bad, coffee note is super subtle, chocolate note isn’t robust, full sweetness & slight creaminess, more like a dry powdered coco note. Could be a decent starter for a mocha in a mix, slight “burnt or bitterness”  2  28 
FLV Biscotti  Tastes like the coffee the biscotti was dipped into. Dry but decent texture for a biscotti, very dark coffee, with a sweeter finish. A cararmel & anise off note  .25-.5  30 
FLV Coffee  Slight granola, earthy, raisin, dried cherry, there is a richness to it, but its not a coffee, works well with others  .25  33 
VT Iced Coffee  Sweet, mixed, “bitch” drink, smooth, nice creamy, and pleasant, no off notes, slight cooling agent possibly koolada, could work well in a coffee ice cream, or a cooling peppermint type of mix  .25-1  37 
LB Cappuccino  Not a cappuccino, is a mocha, chocolate is a little tootsie roll, very creamy  6-10  41 
FA Up  Weird, slight bakery note, coffee forward, a light roast coffee, but with a grainy bakery note, almost like a cereal  .5-1.5  44 
WF Smooth Cappuccino Cream  Very sweet, mostly cream, caramel, might work better at 2% as it is so sweet  3-4  47 
PUR Caramel Coffee in Sweet Milk  Strong coffee note, very sweet, smooth, thick mouthfeel, good caramel note, a good “Starbucks” mixed drink. Feels like an artificial sweetener, has that “sugar lips” feel, worth picking up  5  49 
WF Brazilian Coffee  Straight up black coffee, feels very authentic, bitter in a good coffee way, robust, plain, no off notes that wouldn’t belong in a coffee flavor  .75  52 
FW Café Coffee  Artificial coffee flavor, a very light coffee with a lot of cream added in but no cream texture, slight amount of caramel noted. sweet  1-2  55 
VT Arabica Coffee  Very potent, very offensive at .7% 

.25% – bold coffee flavor, a bit of a “dirt” note  

.25  59 
FLV Irish Cream  Tasty mix of coffee and irish cream, marshmallow flavor in it, slight chocolate note in it as well, very full flavored  .75-1  62 
VT Café Latte  Tastes like VT coffee with some cream, less intense. Cream is light and milky, tiny hint of butter but not a popcorn butter like most coffee vapes.   .25-  66 
DFS Café Napoleon  Fresh cup of coffee, with lots of coffee creamer,  the cream is not as heavy as a real cream, not milky just flat and caramel, coffee note hits on the top and at the finish and is quite good  6  68 
VT Coffee Milk Froth  Great additive for coffee, a coffee creamer, plays very well with other flavors, it is frothy and airy, not a main note but is an amazing additive, no body or mouthfeel, can be stepped on in a mix, very dappy  1-1.5  70 
VT Coffee Licore  Very weak, tastes so good, nailed the Kahlua, slightly chocolatey, with a hint of caramel, and a decent boozy note at 8%  8  74 
HS Hazelnut Coffee  Up, without the bakery note, almost dry airiness, no grainy note, the coffee note is nice, not dark, with a good hazelnut creamer, good main note coffee  1-2  79 
CAP Cup a Joe  Ok, gas station coffee, not many off notes, slight skunky note, not bad, just meh coffee, decent baseline coffee, but many better options to choose from  5  82 
CAP Cappuccino  Burnt popcorn  3  82 

 

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